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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Frog Dissection

Currently listening to: —
 
Feeling:
 
Heh…dissected a frog today…hehe…hehe…heh…
 
Mr. Verre: Ok class, I wanna start ASAP, so everyone come grab a sheet and get into your groups and I’ll come around and give you a frog.
Manda: Uh…ok I don’t wanna touch it guys…
Franca: I WANNA CUT!!
Anna: ME TOO!
*everyone runs to grab the gloves*
Michelle: *puts on the gloves*
Anna: Heyyyyyyy you said you weren’t dissecting, you copy cat! =P
Michelle: =P
Fushi: *puts on gloves*
Anna: Ahh you too!
Fushi: I’m uh…helping you guys set up?! *lays down 2949862936 sheets of paper towel onto the table* O_O…
Mr. V: *puts down the frog in the tray*
Franca/Anna: *grabs tray*
Franca: HEY I’M DOING IT!
Anna: NOOOOO IT’S MINE! *takes scissors and cuts the frog’s tummy*
Franca: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Anna: >=D *snip snip snips the skin*
Fushi: Oh dear lord…
Manda: *is about to barf*
Anna: Oh shoot…I think I punctured something…sir can we get another frog? =D
Fushi: *to Mr. V* Sir, may we get another frog please? =)
Mr. V: *puts down another frog with tray*
Anna: *shoves old frog to Franca* Here all yours…
Franca: WHAT?!
Anna: *starts cutting the new frog*
Fushi: Hmm…this is disgusting yet strangely fascinating…
Anna: *insert Fushi’s real name here*, can you hold down the legs?
Manda: *pinches nose* Omg @_@
Fushi: O_O…*touches leg* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Anna: Stop being so scared!
Fushi: >_<!!! *holds frog* Oooo O_O
Anna: *cuts more and guts are visible*
Fushi: Anna can I cut? =D
Anna: Sure!
Fushi: *grabs knife and slices the leg* Hmm…
Manda: O_O…
Fushi: *snip snip snip* Ooo….
Manda: Thin bone O_o
Fushi: Heh…heh…HEH…HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
Manda: O_O
Fushi/Anna: *torments the frog*
Michelle: *is helping Franca* Hmm…I think that’s the heart O_o
Fushi: OMG ANNA IT’S THE TONGUE!
Anna: OOOO I WANNA CUT IT! *cuts off tongue* *cuts it in half once more*
Fushi: Hehehehehehe! *hic* *jabs eyeball of frog* Hehehehe *hic*
Anna: Ooo…*cuts a bit of the toe*
Fushi: OMG!! *cuts the toes off frog one by one*
Anna/Fushi: MUAHAHAH!!
 
End of class
 
Manda: Guys it’s not a frog anymore…
 
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2 Comments»

  Manson wrote @

OMG, I never knew you guys were so… O wait, the girls in my class were just like you people too O___O (they took out the intestines and the male’s private area).

  Kyle wrote @

wow, evil! =O,, its makin me hungry now xD… and frog taste like chicken almost…


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