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The End Result of John’s Retardation

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Omg, such a funny day today in Japanese class XD  As promised, I will type out the genius-ness of Edward Zhao, for he has the ‘brain of Thomas Edison’ – Teresa’s game thing.  But of course, all credit goes to John for his lateness (retarded-ness), and the combined boredom of Money and Fushi, and of course Edward-SAMA cuz he’s just a genius.  Inside joke guys…
 
So it all started when John walked into the classroom.
 
*John walks into class, an hour late*
Sensei: Ahhh…John!  We were all waiting for you to start the dictation!
Money: Huh? Vacation?
Fushi: Dictation…
Money: Discrimination?
Fushi: A standing ovation?
 
Hehe, you get the point =P  So Money and I started making a sentence with the words ending in -ation, and then Edward finished it XD AND NOW HERE IT IS!!!
 
The End Result of John’s Retardation
 
You were full of elation and expectation from your recent relation with a pretty Asian with a great occupation and were getting ready for a night of sensation when you were put on probation for criminalization by a delegation of the trade federation for collaboration in a demonstration of discrimination while on vacation at a conservation, whose administration has a formation for transformation of the nation, and as you recited the memorization of your dictation to the congregation, you got a standing ovation, it’s a good thing that they missed your mispronunciation, they need more observation.  Now you want compensation for this abomination to buy animation for relaxation and stimulation of your imagination to formulate equations and use musical notation with determination for the duration of your karmic rotation, but the contamination has caused inflammation in your respiration, so you fear expiration, and as confirmation of your life-preservation, you take up exploration away from civilization, since you hate capitilization in combination with exploitation, whose implementation and continuation has made a ridiculization of this initiation we call creation.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even recorded Edward saying it on my mp3 player XD It’s about a minute long XD
 
Brilliant.  Yes children, that thing is 2 sentences.
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17 Comments»

  Manson wrote @

Hahahahaha! Ne more? XD

  Unknown wrote @

I found a grammar mistake. XDDD. whose implementation and continuation has made…It should be "have made". Oh well =]. Maybe I’ll write one about our Saturday Education’s Administration. 

  Fushi wrote @

but it wasn’t underlined in microsoft word @_@…ANYWAY…thats what you wrote and it’ll stay that way! XD

  Debbie wrote @

lol haha that actually made sense but i got lost somewhere in the middle =P

  Whitney wrote @

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo. you insane pplz. do my english hmwk for me sometime next sem please =D

  Maverick wrote @

…while on vacation at a conservation?That doesn’t even make sense.  I’m pretty sure I can do better too. XDFushi was waiting to start her dictation when John comes in late with no rationalization.  The teacher shows some indignation for the one who caused this harmful demonstration.  He goes on with his silly creation, ignoring class without observation, the temptation to hear this demonstration caused a sensation in the room without regulation.  Rambling on with his recitation, avoiding the chance at humiliation he stirs his imagination looking for a combination to continue his confabulation, though everyone knows that he requires a complete examination.  The determination to stall the education of those who want brain stimulation, that is the end result of John’s retardation.  

  terence wrote @

awesome lol xD

  terence wrote @

awesome lol xD

  terence wrote @

awesome lol xD

  terence wrote @

awesome lol xD

  terence wrote @

awesome lol xD

  Kyle wrote @

*flash steps* yo

  Kyle wrote @

Terence u suk at spamming…

  Kyle wrote @

Terence u suk at spamming…

  Kyle wrote @

Terence u suk at spamming…

  Kyle wrote @

Terence u suk at spamming…

  Kyle wrote @

woops.. lol.. tat was screwed xD…. it said something about connection encountered an error.. so i kept on clicking add .. xD


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