Scribbles

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Aww…poor Brazil T.T

Currently listening to: Snow Angel – KOTOKO

Feeling:

BRAZIL LOST!? WAHHHHH *bursts into tears* Gosh…AGAINST FRANCE TOO…¬_¬ *sigh* I was sure they’d get a goal in to achieve a draw >_<  Was looking forward to penalties =P Wahh…they took out Kaka too ;_;  I hafta admit France played ok, though…Zidane mesmerized me no doubt…with his amazing footwork >_>  Anyway, if you’re sad Brazil lost too, read these =D  Hopefully they’ll bring a smile to your face =)

Seven Stupid Questions

1. When you ask the waiter.

Stupid Question: Is this dish good?
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

2. When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question: Aww diddums, you’ve grown haven’t you?
Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

3. When a friend announces her wedding and you ask.

Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

4. When you get woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call. 

Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. 
 

5. When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair.

Stupid Question: Did you get a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding.

6. You are smoking a cigarette and someone asks.

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke?
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle! It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!

7. You are fishing and someone asks.

Stupid Question: Are you fishing?
Answer: No, I’m just drowning worms.

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2 Comments»

  Harris wrote @

Mmmmmmmm………Hikari musicccc =D
 
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR BBBBBBBBBBLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG LLLLLLLLIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSSS IIIIIIIINNNNN OOOOOORRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRRRRR TTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWAAAASSSSTTTTTEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEOh and there’s a tootsie roll on your butt.
 
HAHAH okayyy have fun.

  Whitney wrote @

fushiiiii! boooonesss. BRAZIL LOST =( newaaayyy… and we didn’t get to eat dinner togetherrr on sundayy =( . boohoo! now we probabli won’t meet again untill likeee a month later =_="  so in the meantimeee… enjoyy urself at ur leadership thingies and historyy classes while i fall asleep at DEEP everyday cuuz it’s sooo humid and hottt =_=" . roflll. newaaayyyz, i willll msg u laterrr =) love angeL*


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